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Jigga proves that dollars don't buy
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I’ve started a few ‘regular’ columns or features during my time charting this site through the murky waters of blogdom. Most of them fall by the wayside (‘
Under The Radar’, any one? '
Interview Archives' perhaps?).
But there’s one column that that I seem to come back to on an annual basis. Ladies and gentlemen, back by lukewarm demand – it’s time for the annual
Forbes Hip Hop Rich List! (cue canned apathy).
As the world’s capital markets continue to endure more ups and downs than a corkscrew roller coaster, hip hoppers at the top of the pile are proving themselves to be adept at making enough cash to fill up their swimming pools, a’ la
Scrooge McDuck.
Who wants to take a guess at who’s on top this year? Go on, I dare you. For all those that guessed Jay-Z, please take a moment to bathe in the resplendent glow of someone else’s financial success. Most. Depressing. Prize. Ever.
As he did in
2009 and
2010, Jiggaman topped the lot, walking a cool US$37 million to the bank in the past year thanks to his Blueprint 3 tour (lord knows the album wouldn’t have made him that much) as well as a myriad of business ventures such as book and merchandise deals.
Numero duo on the list is the ever resilient P Diddy, who proves that you don’t need to release music (or good music, anyway) to make a good living off hip hop. $35 million in the past 12 months. Diddy will take it, yes he will.
Ciroc for one and all!
Kanye ‘Hitler’ West claims third place with $16 million – a figure that will most probably grow over the next 365 days thanks to his Watch The Throne collabo with Jay-Z, and the rather large tour the pair have planned for later in the year.
Quick sideline; how is Kanye not a Scientologist? It seems like a good fit, for no other reason that he’s a bit loopy, and seems to be into aliens heaping praise on him. Hang on, I think Scientology is the other way around – I’m sure Kanye could come up with his own sect though. Make it happen Yeezy!
Rounding out the other major placings were Lil Wayne and Birdman, who raked in $15 million a pop to share fourth place, while Snoop Dogg and Eminem locked down sixth equal with Dr Dre, pocketing $14 million each.
Looks like the evry canny Dre might be launched into another stratosphere next year though.
HTC, here he comes.
Finally, Mr
Black & Yellow – Wiz Khalifa – also pulled down
a cool $11 million, matching last year’s rookie Drake. Nice work if you can get it.
Check the rest below:
1. Jay-Z: $37 million
2. Diddy: $35 million
3. Kanye West: $16 million
4. Lil Wayne: $15 million
4. Bryan "Birdman" Williams: $15 million
6. Eminem: $14 million
6. Snoop Dogg: $14 million
6. Dr. Dre: $14 million
9. Akon: $13 million
10. Ludacris: $12 million
11. Wiz Khalifa: $11 million
11. Drake: $11 million
13: Pharrell Williams: $10 million
14. Timbaland: $7 million
15. Swizz Beatz: $6.5 million
15. Nicki Minaj: $6.5 million
17. Rick Ross: $6 million
17. 50 Cent: $6 million
17. Pitbull: $6 million
20. T-Pain: $5 million
20. B.o.B: $5 million
The top 20 artists made a combined $271 million in the past year. I think that’s less than past years. But to be honest, even I’m starting to feel a little queasy with all this money talk - maybe it's
the riots here in the UK. Who knows? Another feature bites the dust? Time will tell, but if it does, it's in good company.